Wanted

In 1972 , a crack commando was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn’t commit. He promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Walsall underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem…if no one else can help…and if you can find him…maybe you can hire…The Oasis Man.

Wanted for crimes against hair.

  1. Just look at those glasses – should of gone to specsavers.

    Oh I remember, they were to reduce the power of my laser eyes.

    Where on earth did you get this photo??

    • Kris
    • February 19th, 2008

    HA HA HA HA! Quality!!!

  2. I’m just loving the fact you’ve got a “Bitch at Lewis” category.

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