Allegedly all men have a feminine side to thier personality (don’t worry Kris , your not technically a man anyway) . I can only presume that this explains the closet psychopathic tendencies most men have and that split personality ’sufferers’ are in fact completely normal they just don’t realise it.

My male and female halves are, I think, best explained by this comic strip.

So it’s obvious from that, that it’s my female half which is currently building a laser ‘trip wire’ alarm for the bottom of my garden. I did originally want Sharks with frickin’ laser beams but I seem to be having the same trouble as Dr Evils people. Damn those animal rights activists.

I shall leave you with this quote from Oscar Wilde ‘I have the simplest of tastes. I’m always satisfied with the best’.