Everyone knows I like my toys so it’s about time for a new one (the car doesn’t count that was a practical need ). So here it is an L96 Sniper rifle.

Unfortunately as this is the UK it’s only airsoft but it’s still very good fun.

Don’t tell Ruth but I’ve got my eye on this MP5K too.

You’ve got to have a CQB weapon when your primary weapon is a sniper rifle anyway. (That’s my excuse and I’m sticking with it!)

**UPDATE** 

Looks like it won’t get through customs (because that’s where car park attendants go to work when they’ve had enough of tarmac) so it’s had to be cancelled.  I can’t begin to explain how tired of this fucking country I am. Incidentaly if you want a real gun the going rate is around 70 pounds for a used one and 600 for a brand new in the box pistol on the streets of Birmingham.

Of course if I do a 100 mile round trip at least three times over a period greater than two months to the nearest registered airsoft site, then pay their fee’s to play and hire a gun and then apply to go on a sodding database (the record then has to be checked once a year else you get dropped off and have to do it all again) all so I can get a fucking number. I can see the bank robbers shitting them selves now. Can you imagine the senario – “Bob, we can’t get those imitation guns, we need some sort of number.” “No problem Dave, Fat Kez can get us a couple of sawn off’s for half the price”.

Please don’t talk to me today, I might just stab you in the neck with a biro.

Fuckingcuntbastardwanktossarsedfucktardshitfacewankytwattingfucking place.