Gravo.co.uk » Bitch at Lewis http://gravo.co.uk/wordpress gravo: to oppress, burden, make suffer. Tue, 30 Mar 2010 15:25:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 The kingdom of the crystal gorncannon http://gravo.co.uk/wordpress/2009/07/14/thekingdom-of-the-crystal-gorncannon/ http://gravo.co.uk/wordpress/2009/07/14/thekingdom-of-the-crystal-gorncannon/#comments Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:08:03 +0000 Mark http://gravo.co.uk/wordpress/?p=125 I really should put a proper post up but I’ve been too busy with other things…

shatnerwank


Comming Soon…

Lewis, in a field in Wales, uncomfortably close to other people, again.

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Lot's of wax

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aaaarrrrggggg

Who knows, maybe it was intentional. Now stop laughing.

]]> http://gravo.co.uk/wordpress/2008/02/25/more-adventures-in-hair/feed/ 3 Wanted http://gravo.co.uk/wordpress/2008/02/15/wanted/ http://gravo.co.uk/wordpress/2008/02/15/wanted/#comments Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:20:04 +0000 Mark http://gravo.co.uk/wordpress/?p=17 In 1972 , a crack commando was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn’t commit. He promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Walsall underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem…if no one else can help…and if you can find him…maybe you can hire…The Oasis Man.

Wanted for crimes against hair.

]]> http://gravo.co.uk/wordpress/2008/02/15/wanted/feed/ 3 Darthlawb.co.uk http://gravo.co.uk/wordpress/2008/02/05/darthlawbcouk/ http://gravo.co.uk/wordpress/2008/02/05/darthlawbcouk/#comments Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:00:19 +0000 Mark http://gravo.co.uk/wordpress/?p=12 As this site was only set-up to show Lewis how lazy he is and how it takes less than a day to create a decent or at least inoffensive web site, I think it’s about time some bitching was done.

The last post on his blog was dated April the 2nd 2007, that’s just over 10 months (for the hard of thinking) which I conclude can only be down to one of three possible reasons:-

  1. He is creating the worlds most ground breaking site since Microsoft bob Xerox PARC’s engineers demonstrated the first GUI in 1975.
  2. He hasn’t noticed that he has had Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the lost Ark on repeat and is convinced that he has been watching a previously unreleased ten month long edit.
  3. Or most likely he has been on a mamoth, no, epic ten month long wank.

So Lewis if you still have the use of your arms, where in the name of christ is your new site?

Personaly I’m going for option 3. Now bearing in mind the odd bout of self abuse is supposed to give you hairy palms, with how long Lewis has been interrogating the prisoner he’s got to be looking something like this by now:-

Hairy palms indeed

I shall leave you to spam the shit out of his blog and see if it makes him pull his finger out.

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